And you think you have problems

June 15, 2004

What would you do if you came home one evening from your day's labors and found that a lion had eaten half your significant other? Why, stuff the carcass with poison as bait, of course!

We know it's not really funny, it's horrific and sad and so far from a reality we're connected with that contemplating the scene is more Monty Python than mutilation. Still, one has to wonder about the circumstances. I mean, did the couple sit down to dinner one evening and say, "If you ever come home and I'm half-eaten by a lion, stuff my body with poison so when the lion eats the rest of me, he'll die."

"Okay, honey. Pass the biscuits."

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