July 9, 2004

Okay, first there was the dumb California politician who called a little constituant a "stupid, dirty girl," and now comes the story of the candy with too much toxic metal in it.

I mean, I'm just sitting here picturing the manufacturers sitting in their offices in Mexico with a variety of tasty sweets in front of them, and one of them is sucking, sucking, sucking, his eyes closed, moving the treat around with his tongue, sucking, sucking, he opens his eyes and says...

"Needs more lead."

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