The 'Q' has a tail, see....

"See, now, if they wouldn't go naming themselves so close and all, then, well, we wouldn't be in this pickle," President Bush did not say by way of explaining why the White House is now seeing if it was Iran and not Iraq that actually has ties to the September 11, 2001 World Trade Center attacks.

"If you think about it," he did not continue, "an 'N' and a 'Q' are very simliar, and when you look at a map thingie, those two countries are so similar that it's easy to mistake one for the other."

Representatives from King of Prussia, Pennsylvania are reportedly 'more than a little freaked out' by the revelation, adding "We also do not have any weapons of mass destruction, just want to say that up front. And that's a 'P' at the beginning. Not an 'R'. A 'P'."