September 2, 2004
Holy crap. I think I just wet myself.
This is the sort of picture you show naughty children, to terrify them into obedience. It's the sort of picture that's obviously been retouched, because it doesn't show the blood that's normally smeared around his mouth. It's the sort of picture that explains why one of his daughters would rather sleep with women. I'll bet there's a Band-Aid on the back of his neck, where is soul was removed.
Anybody want to bet how many time a day Cheney goes, "Muwa-ha-ha-ha!"?
Smitty added:
I'm going to go with once every other minute for the "Muwa-ha-ha-ha," because the other minutes are spent satisfying his taste for oil, and ass-raping non-Americans (or those having "un-American views"). Arrrrg, I hate that man!
Posted on September 2, 2004 8:47 AM
Lance! added:
My favorite Cheney story is that when W was originally searching for "the perfect Vice President" he assigned Cheney to find him (doubtful the Republicans would pick a her). And he came back from his lengthy search and announced, "Of everyone I spoke with, I have decided that I am the perfect candidate."
He then went back to his meal of roasted human baby with a side of live frogs.
Posted on September 2, 2004 9:30 AM
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