When it's okay to lie to God

"Minute 36"? How about if I take your word for it this time?

Wow, just wow.

Phil, it takes all of 10 seconds to push the bar forward to minute 36. you need not watch the entire program. Don't get smart with me.

I never believe this stuff until I hear it, and then it doesn't surprise me at all.

Well, to be perfectly fair, it would be more accurate to say this: "If you're a man, and another man looks at you like he wants to marry you, then it's okay to kill him and just 'tell God he died.'" What it boils down to is an extreme case of homophobia. Or should I say, "utter absolute assinine idiotic stupidity."

Although I think it's a pretty safe bet that Jimmy will never have to kill a man for looking at him like he wants to marry him...

Considering so many us would like to kill our wives I'm surprised that you guys would even consider marriage. Hopefully it's more about the RIGHT to do it than actually doing it, but if you must experience the grief, so be it and I wish y'all well.