October 6, 2004

Last night I dreamed I owned a brand now pristine white plastic-y iBook and I loved it. Literally, in this dream, I just caressed the thing, moving my touch ever so gently along its smooth, rounded corners and softly glowing logo.

I believe that Apple has found a new method of getting Windows users to switch, and I'm a bit scared. They have no business being in my dreams and I fear that when the Republicans, McDonald's, Starbuck's, Krispy Kreme and Ben & Jerry's get hold of this technology, we're all doomed.

Also: I would like it if the flying sheep could please stop levitating over the green, grassy knolls and the atomic bombs that insist on exploding near the Golden Gate bridge and the nude beach could quiet down, please? Thank you.

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