Texas logic

According to the Liberty Legal Institute and Houston concerned mom Delana Davies, if you dress like a girl too many times, you turn gay.

I have trouble typing that from laughing so hard. Seriously, I'm spitting on my screen from glee and, I guess, horror.

Students at a Spurger, Texas school used to participate in a Sadies Hawkins-like tradition where the girls would dress like boys and vice versa. While no one seemed to raise a stink about thegirls wearing jeans and T-shirts and, what, boxers or something, Mrs. Davies said, "It might be fun today to dress up like a little girl -- kids think it's cute and things like that. And you start playing around with it and, like drugs, you do a little here and there (and) eventually it gets you."

I only wish I was making this up. So, rather than dress up like little girls, they dressed up as soldiers in camo and that, ladies and gentlemen, passes for playtime in Texas.