Video on demand

November 29, 2004

CNET is reporting that Google is working on a search engine for video that'll scour through video clips in archives of the thousands and thousands of hours of video available now and give up that slice of TV you remember that had that guy from Twin Peaks doing that thing with that stuff where that one thing happened and everybody loved it.

Microsoft is working on a similar technology which it will reveal at CES in January. Its engine will tie-in with Windows Media Center edition and scrub the internet looking for stuff to show you, like when that chimp picked its ass and fell off the tree or that funny cartoon of that kid hitting his dad in the balls.

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contradiction added:

Who would have thought there was such a demand for easily-accessed searchable video porn?

Posted on November 29, 2004 5:35 PM

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