January 17, 2005

Scientists, having studied the images and data being returned from Saturn's moon Titan, now say that the satellite is made up of a delicious creamy dessert with a hard sugar topping.

In an amazing and almost completely unexpected turn of events, the Huygens probe has suddenly turned the scientific world on its ear with the discovery. "We belive that some of Saturn's other moons are made up of chocolate pudding, whipped non-dairy topping and one may be made completely of cheesecake. The really nummy kind with the graham cracker crust and possibly a raspberry syrup sort of drizzled on it."

NASA will now send a new unmanned probe to our own moon, The Moon, and drill for cheese.

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