Making it up as they go along

The Socialist Republic of San Francisco has plenty of laws and plenty of crime, but that doesn’t stop the cops from inventing infractions to harass innocent citizens.

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Two former employees of the Gorilla Foundation, home to Koko the “talking” ape, have filed a lawsuit contending that they were ordered to bond with the 33-year-old female simian by displaying their breasts.

‘Koko, you see my nipples all the time. You are probably bored with my nipples. You need to see new nipples. I will turn my back so Kendra can show you her nipples.’

Koko, whose own nipples are tough, leathery and VERY prominent, is considering whether to file her own lawsuit for having to put up with this crap from stupid hairless pink apes. Pressed for comment Koko simply said, “Soft soft pretty pretty nip. Jerry Orback in heaven. Rapture is coming, I’ve said TOO much. Hail Cthulu.”