March 4, 2005

Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman told a group of fourth grade students that if he was stuck on a desert island, what he would most want to take with him would be a bottle of gin.

Later, when he was asked to spologize for telling the children the truth about his love of liquor, he refused saying, "I answered the question honestly and truthfully. I'm not going to lie to children. I'm not going to say I would take a teddy bear or a Bible or something like that."

Kids, in the spirit of honesty, let me just say that I love anal sex. Love it. Anal sex. More than gin, teddy bears or the Bible. Moving on...

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