"I use Jesus to cover up the cat pee!"

I know, I know, your house stinks. You left something in the crisper, the garbage hasn't been emptied all week, the dishes in the sink are growing mold and the dog left something by the backdoor you can't quite identify.

Wouldn't it be better if your house smelled like Jesus?

Taking a page from Mel Gibson's "The Passion of The Christ," in which the movie maker hoped to show you what it was like when Jesus was around (a real downer, apparently), a couple in South Dakota are making Christ-scented candles so even if you can't feel the rapture -- you can smell it! It's almost as if Jesus is in the next room watching Queer Eye. Just spray... and walk away!

According to a passage in Psalms, Jesus doesn't smell like woodshavings, donkey dung or man sweat. Instead, Jesus has a sort of flowery cinnamon smell, as if he's been baking in the oven for a while. Candles sell for $18 and they're called -- now, hold onto your gag reflex -- His Essence.