June 1, 2004

Apparently, it’s not just porn stars and gay men who want to trim the fur down below. According to this MSNBC article from April, men are beating down the doors to get some professional hands to trim their area.

And of course wherever there’s a hint of embarrassment about one’s appearence, smell or general presentation, that means money! Enter Hair Care Down There where the ladies can plunk down $60 to get a special kit of unguents and blades to shear away anything they no longer desire.

Me, I just use the same fucking blade I use on my face. It’s as close as I’ll ever get to going down on myself, and who doesn’t fantasize about that?

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Posted on June 1, 2004 at 01:35PM • 0 CommentsPermalink • Read more in All-nude Review!

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