September 27, 2004

So, where exactly is all the money that people spend on watching porn stars display their wares online going? Services like iBill and CCBill may be accepting all your charges, but they’re not banks.

iBill used to use First Data, but they got fed up wit hbeing linked, however obscurely, with deviant proclivities and abandoned poor little iBill and its $300million in annual purchases to fend for itself.

But fear not! Your porn cash is still good! Mormons are handling it. Yes, the churchgoers who don’t think unmarried couples should sleep in the same room are now laundering the hundreds of millions of dollars of filthy luchre that pays for SoundPunishment, GothicSluts, and ThreePillows.com.

kevygee added:

Ahhh those Mormons and their porn. Salt Lake: The New Sin City!

Josh added:

The best part is that GothicSluts got mentioned in Forbes. That’s awesome.

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