July 20, 2004

In Texas, it’s still illegal to sell a sex toy to be used for sex, but apparently no one wants to spend the money to prosecute. The woman who was arrested for selling a vibrator to an adult couple (who turned out to be cops only posing as an adult couple with lots of free time on their hands and other body parts) no longer faces charges of being a sick, twisted, unclean woman.

Joanne Webb can now go back to her life on unashamed debauchery knowing that all her neighbors and friends and, well, you and the rest of the world knows that she’s hoarding electronic rubber dicks under her bed and selling them behind closed doors to grown up people who don’t realize that sex should only be used for propagation of the species and not for fun. Thanks, Texas, for teaching the rest of us that if God had intended us to use rubber fun toys, he wouldn’t have invented fingers.

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