18,000 people lined up in Indonesia to be actor Ari Wibowo’s live-in maid for a “reality ” TV show. Sure, Mr. Wibowo is one of…

Stealing Music Hurts Everyone. (Except people who sell it.)…

Did you know that according to the International Federation of Phonographic Industries, there’s a 1-in-3 chance that the next CD you buy is an illegal…

Leonardo DiCaprio filed a police report that he was attacked by a woman with a broken bottle at a party, requiring 12 stitches in his…

All those freaks who supported Peter Pan Jackson during his trial for Jesus Juicing a young boy may get to see their hero perform live…

We try to keep up, we really do, but one can only visit so many websites in a day! So please forgive us for pointing…

Michael Jackson has learned his lesson. Or a lesson, anyway. According to his lawyer, the entertainer and freak will no longer be sleeping with small…

Remember what I said about California? You can add yet another chapter to that book, because a jury in Santa Maria thinks that 46-year-old men…

Tom Cruise can deny that he’s a lot of things (insane, gay, short, gay, weird, gay… gay) but one thing’s for sure, as a Scientology…

Rich Karlgaard gives us the rundown on the future of computing, tracking the state-of-the-art from IBM’s first successful business mainframe, the 360, up to tomorrow’s…

This one is hard to swallow for someone like me, since I remember seeing it in a theatre as a child. 40 years ago this…

Two complete idiots apparently wishing that they were, like, Darth Bonehead and Obi Wan the Jerkoff, filled fluorescent light tubes with gasoline, lit them up…

At the London opening of “Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Return of the Attack of the Extremely Stupid Dialog,” film “director” and “visionary”…

Slate’s Daniel Gross reports on a Princeston study that says the reason ticket prices are astronomically high is because musicians aren’t seeing enough money from…

Need a Jesus filter on your iTunes? Scared that Satan may infiltrate your hard drive after you innocently download the current hits and find out…

In what is either very good or extremely bad news (and we always tend to hope for the latter, as you know) George Lucas has…

You have to hand it to the Chinese. When faced with the rumor that Asian men have smaller dicks and are therefore sexually inferior to…

The mind boggles — not so much at the fact that one can purchase celebrity body fluids and skin cells online, but at the fact…

I haven’t really been following the trial of MJ too closely, which even I find shocking. I mean, this thing has everything an entertainment shock-gossip…

The United States Congress met in special session today to prevent Hobbits from singing in the upcoming stage musical version of The Lord of the…

American Idol finalist Mario Vasquez suddenly dropped out of the competition, citing “personal reasons,” after it was not revealed by an online web site that…

If you want to get a taste of Oscar madness “direct from the red carpet,” look no further than Chicago Sun-Times other, thinner movie reviewer…

Rock isn’t the Devil’s music at all, it’s a Communist mind-control program….

Do it. Give her some shiny trinket, a love poem, a few posies, hell, sing her a song. Whatever your lady’s idea of a soft…

…Beavis and Butthead to stand behind her and light match. (I truly apologize. But, damn, I wish I’d written that headline.)…

A little perspective: Last April, the voice actors from The Simpsons went on strike for more moolah. At the time, each actor was receiving $125,000…

Never accuse porn diva Gia Paloma of being lazy. She is hardcore in every sense of the word. You are not hardcore until you overdose…

There are so few things in life that are both horrible and fantastic, amazing both for their ability to fascinate and repulse simultaneously, but we’re…

Godzilla is gone. Long live Godzilla. After 28 films and 50 years, Toho Studios is retiring the atomic lizard. This month, “Godzilla: Final Wars” was…

A friendly tip for those of you planning a Cambodian pop singing career: a song called “The Mother of All Sluts” is fine and dandy,…

The Furry Musical Society at first was a disconcerting idea for me to wrap my mind around and then an epiphany brought sweet relief. Since…

Mike Degirolamo could be described as a Star Wars freak. Not merely a fanatic, Mike built a 35-foot model of a Star Wars ship prior…

In the 1993 film “Dazed and Confused,” the characters of Wooderson, Slater and “Pink” Floyd spend the movie doped up, horny and listless. It’s a…

CBS and NBC won’t air an add by the United Church of Christ depicting a church with a bouncer turning away people of various ethnic…

So… at the end of the new GAP holiday commercials, doesn’t it sound like Sarah Jessica Parker is asking all of us, “How do you…

The FCC is on an “indecency” tear lately, making network television and radio nervous about anything they broadcast being remotely construed as racy. In today’s…

TiVo, savior of many a TVholic for its ability to FFWD past all those horrible commercials for tampons, Viagra, soup, cars, beer, TGI Fridays and…

Howzabout this: The U.S. Sentae might vote on the Intellectual Property Protection Act in its lame duck session and put into law several new copyright…

ABC has a hit on its hands with Sunday night’s “Desperate Housewives,” a new nighttime soap with all the wanton lust, sex, back-stabbing and suicide…

WalMart, the nations largest retailer is taking a stand against the record companies and demanding they lower the price of their Cds. Walmart wants to…

And now, an excerpt from The O’Reilly Factor For Kids, a new book by Fox News blowhard, Bill O’Reilly. …

I would tell you that this will be the lat time I mention Janet Jackson’s nipple, but you and I both know that’s not true….

You may not know it, but tomorrow marks a sort of musical history note. Sure, some people feel like they had to wait “forever” to…

This Friday you’ll be able to pre-order Peter Jackson’s 250-minute extended director’s cut of The Return of the King, coming to DVD on December 17th….

Say you’re a once-famous singer infamous for doing wacky and possibly insane things like claim to be a lesbian one day and marry a man…

If there is a God, let there be a God of bad television so he will hear my prayer that the agreement between Martha Stewart…

Interesting but unsurprising article in the L.A. Times about how Pastor Paul Crouch’s Trinity Broadcasting Network (TBN) uses the power of the God of money…

CBS News is backing off its claims that the Bush National Guard memos are authentic, and Bush dodges another bullet in the on-going, inept battle…

Cocaine, methamphetamines, Xanax, Valium, Wellbutrin, Celexa, Vicodin and Digoxin were found in Rick James’s body at the time of his death. But he died of…

There’s one thing you can say for a really awful movie, it will inspire film critics to write the funniest reviews you’ll read all year….

So, you keep a diary because it makes you feel better? Your writing is cathartic and an examined life isn’t worth living? Well guess what?…

Yes, soon you will indeed be able to get fries with that shake. Yes, we’ll always have Paris. (But her second nose was better than…

I wonder if I can insure my clicking finger? Without it, I’m nothing. …

After 16 days of athletic (and pharmaceutical) prowess, the Summer Olympic Games closed Sunday, leaving behind Greek pride, questions about the state of athletics, and…

This gives talking out your ass a whole new spin. Poor Mrs. Jablonski, she’ll get no peace. …

With his wife, Mia Hamm, off in Greece winning a Gold medal for the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team, Cubs shortstop Nomar Garciaparra must be very…

Mel Gibson’s torturous treatise on the death of Jesus is getting a formidable marketing push by video distributor 20th Century Fox. Six million Jesus Spams…

Scholars at King’s College in the UK with nothing better to do with their combined brainpower (and because they were being paid for it by…

American Idol reject William Hung is in Asia filming his first feature (he has four more film roles lined up), singing before flocks of fans…

The L.A. Times takes a trip north to detail the city by the bay’s reemergence into the restaurant scene. After the dot-bomb blow-out and the…

Remember 1990? You were watching Twin Peaks and enjoying the sultry singing stylings of one Chris Isaak on every radio within earshot. A newspaper reporter…

MTV announced a partial line-up of eth shows it will be offering on its new gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender entertainment network, LOGO, which starts…

The title of the next and (please God) final Star Wars film to be squeezed out of George Lucas’s ass was revealed this weekend at…

The L.A. Times details the how come’s and why for’s of the failure to launch a new Superman movie. So far, Warner Bros. has sunk…

Freakish celebrity plastic surgery victim Michael Jackson is absolutely not fathering a set of quaduplets by a surrogate mother in Florida according to his publicist,…

Linda Ronstadt is singing at the Aladdin casino in Las Vegas when she calls documentarian Bush-basher Michael Moore “someone who is spreading the truth.” Then…

What can’t be said on television? Nobody knows. But we do know you can’t have an abortion….

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if someone took a whole lot of George Bush’s incoherent ramblings, mispronounced words, sentences that make no sense and empty rhetoric,…

Fear of the FCC has caused PBS to excise three little terms—being “shit,” “fuck” and “blow job” from an upcoming crime drama starring Richard Dreyfuss….

On July 9th, the biggest culinary gamble in San Francisco will roll the dice when Restaurant Michael Mina opens its doors at the Westin St….

“Blaine? His name is Blaine? That’s not a name, that’s an appliance.” - Ducky, “Pretty in Pink” Barbie® tossed over In-The-Closet Ken® in February (just…

Conservative media watchdog organization The Parents Television Council (sic) says that reality TV is making the airwaves into a sexual tempest of foul language and…

Bjork’s next album, “Medulla,” will not contain any instruments other than the sound of human voices. She’s using human beatbox Rahzel to supply percussion and…

Cinema ushers and candy counter staff will probably be making more frequent rounds, and not just to look at your stub. A reward of up…

In these days of global conflict, it’s heartening to see that a government can sense the will of its people, act decisively and move us…

Potter3 makes its American debut on Friday, with every Potterhead (Harryhead?) anxious to see what the director responsible for making Mexican boys hotter than July…