Remember what I said about California? You can add yet another chapter to that book, because a jury in Santa Maria thinks that 46-year-old men sleeping (and only sleeping) with adolescent boys is apparently just fine and dandy, as The King of Pop and the President of Odd was found not guilty of all charges in his child molestation trial today.
In a trial filled with more absurdities and freakishness than a Michael Jackson slumber party, accusations of drunken children on flights, holding mothers against their will so that all they were allowed were lengthy visits of having their nails done professionally, naked showers with Macaulay Culkin and chimps doing housework, it all came down to the fact that the jury believed Jacko’s lawyers more than they believed the accusers, who walk away with visions of a civil trial in their eyes.
Jackson now returns to the scene of the non-crime, SUVing home to Neverland Ranch where work on his next album, “I’ll Sleep with Whomever I Goddam Please, Motherfuckers,” continues.
Posted on June 13, 2005 at 03:04PM 0 Comments Permalink Read more in Entertainfuck
glassdog.com
At glassdog, articles concerning web design and development are posted, in addition to riffs on aspects of web community, web personalities and web trends.The Film Library Project: Part One
The Big Fat Open Directory in the Sky
Repositioning glassdog, Part 2
Repositioning glassdog.com, Part 1
LaConCon.com
"Lance Arthur's Conspicuous Consumption" is a site about stuff stuff to buy, stuff to use, stuff to look at and stuff to dream about.lancearthur.com: Just Write
"Just Write" is Lance Arthur's personal site, where he explains and discusses what's happening in his world, what he thinks of life in general and where he's going.Boston Legal: Alan Takes On The Supreme Court
Dear Loud Obnoxious Cell Phone Girl Sitting on CalTrain in the Seat in Front of Me