March 14, 2005

American Idol finalist Mario Vasquez suddenly dropped out of the competition, citing “personal reasons,” after it was not revealed by an online web site that he eats babies for breakfast.

Vasquez had no comment on the story that doesn’t actually exist, and the American Don’t Eat Babies Association (ADEBA) called Vasquez “a monster,” and “one hell of a singer. It’s a shame that he eats babies, particularly for breakfast when a nice bowl of oatmeal would be better and less filling.”

Fox Television is bringing back loser Nikko Smith, whose father is baseball player Ozzie Smith, and who does not eat babies as far as anyone at this stage is aware.

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