The United States Congress met in special session today to prevent Hobbits from singing in the upcoming stage musical version of The Lord of the Rings.
The producers of the spectacle, opening in Toronto this time next year, had hoped to include songs such as “I Really Want to Sleep with Legolas” and “He’s Sniffing My Ring” in the production, but George W. Bush, citing the American government’s need to intervene in other country’s goings-on and the desire to uphold “the sanctity of Hobbits,” signed the bill into law, thus preventing another travesty of justice and to protect us all from more pain and suffering.
Posted on March 22, 2005 at 12:54PM 0 Comments Permalink Read more in Entertainfuck
glassdog.com
At glassdog, articles concerning web design and development are posted, in addition to riffs on aspects of web community, web personalities and web trends.The Film Library Project: Part One
The Big Fat Open Directory in the Sky
Repositioning glassdog, Part 2
Repositioning glassdog.com, Part 1
LaConCon.com
"Lance Arthur's Conspicuous Consumption" is a site about stuff stuff to buy, stuff to use, stuff to look at and stuff to dream about.lancearthur.com: Just Write
"Just Write" is Lance Arthur's personal site, where he explains and discusses what's happening in his world, what he thinks of life in general and where he's going.Boston Legal: Alan Takes On The Supreme Court
Dear Loud Obnoxious Cell Phone Girl Sitting on CalTrain in the Seat in Front of Me