May 24, 2005

Two complete idiots apparently wishing that they were, like, Darth Bonehead and Obi Wan the Jerkoff, filled fluorescent light tubes with gasoline, lit them up and are now in critical condition after one of the homemade lightsabers exploded.

Isn’t it time that we protected these evolutionary throwbacks from themselves? Shouldn’t we outlaw all forms of entertainment that feature anything that might be mocked up by poor unfortunate doorknobs like these, reducing the chance that they’ll hurt themselves through their own complete stupidity?

What about the children?!? What about the really, really, really dumb children?!?

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