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April 13, 2006

Liquid Cereal - The BevNET.com Review

“With a slight thickness to its body, this product also feels somewhat like cereal in your mouth. The greenish color is probably our biggest issue with this product as green colored milk is typically a sign of some sort of problem.”

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Mike added:

Egad! We’re all eventually going to end up sad and forgotten in an old folks’ home. Why speed up the process?!?

Posted on May 13, 2006 5:31 AM

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Lester Nelson added:

I love, love, love some of the comments people have left for their Liquid Cereal products. Here’s a sampling:

“my kids loved this they spent several hours wandering around the streets , either because tey where really happy or that it made them disorentated ,also very suspiciously my son came down with flu and my daughter has started to grow bollock
thanks a lot i hate your stuff “

“yea it was great my pet rat loved it , i gave it him cos i thought it tasted like death oh yea and dude , you owe me a rat ,thanks a hell of a lot

R.I.P rat17
you gave him rat cancer i hope your happy “

“Damn that tasted like the cum of my girlfriends great-grandfather!!!
I gave the rest to him and now he finally died…
That was nice ****ing s*** man!”

Posted on June 4, 2006 12:20 AM

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