March 22, 2005

Okay, so, a comedian, self-described on her web site as “The Most Trusted Name in News About Monkees Eating Ice Cream,” is a witness in the on-going media circus known as the Michael Jackson child molestation trial. And, even better and/or more weird than that, she’s testified that on the night of the infamous broadcast showing His Weirdness holding hands with the boy accusing him of unlawful diddling, the mother called to report to her that “these people are evil.”

The comedian, who also works for Clear Channel Communications so she knows a thing or two about evil people, admitted that when she described the mother as “totally bipolar” and said that “this family can be as wacky as they want to be,” she was just being as hilarious and engaging as her jokes about Kirstie Alley and Gwyneth Paltrow.

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