August 10, 2005

“You call yourself a Christian, I call you u a hypocrite/You call yourself a patriot, well I think you’re full of shit.”

That’s one of the lines from the song “Sweet Neo Con” that’ll be at the top of every liberal’s iTunes list come September 5th, when The Rolling Stones’ new album, “A Bigger Bang,” comes out.

When asked about the hidden meanings behind the lyrics, U.S. citizen Keith Richards said, “It’s not really metaphorical.” 98-year-old lead singer Mick Jagger called it “direct.” A Virgin spokewoman here in the states was quick to deny that the song is about Shrub or anyone else in the White House. Then she snorted some Coke and started filling up the bribery envelopes to Clear Channel.

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