That look of perpetual surprise on the President’s face isn’t faked: He and his Administration appear incapable of anticipating the sunrise. Condoleeza Rice, May 16,…

How much do you want to bet the campaign’s slogan ends up being “More cowbell!”…

The governator is proving more and more unpopular as a political leader the longer he stays on the job. Perhaps we should have another special…

In these times of overwhelming Christian agendas and the rise of the Bible-thumpers, what’s an atheist to do? It seems like the only class of…

Imagine a country where you could lose the property you rightfully own just because the government decides to change the rules on you and suddenly,…

With the question of who leaked Valerie Plame’s status as a CIA agent now resolved (answer: everyone in the Bush Administration), perhaps the Washington press…

California governor and likely steroid abuser Arnold Schwarzenegger signed an $8 Million endorsement deal with the publisher of bodybuilding magazines two days before being sworn…

If Newsweek is right, and it appears that they are since no one’s denying anything, then the Minister of Darkness, Karl Rove, is the mouth…

The party that spent countless news minutes to position itself as the banner holder for a “culture of life” is speeding up the death penalty…

Same-sex marriage foes in the U.S. often say that they’re trying to protect “marriage,” because if “marriage” isn’t a union between one man and one…

The White House’s current resident said “terror” or “terrorism” 34 times last night during his speech to pump up his poll numbers, and invoked September…

Canada’s Parliament voted to legalize same-sex marriages throughout the nation Tuesday, and the bill now passes to the Senate for final approval, which is expected…

As the president’s war on terror Saddam Iraqi insurgents high oil prices continues unabated — and things look like they will get worse — Mr….

The Supreme Court has decided that, according to the fifth amendment of the constitution, governments have the right to seize your home and property for…

In 2000, Jeff Juers was 22 years old and concerned about America’s contributions to global warming. But rather than whine about it on a weblog…

The autopsy’s in, the evidence has been presented, everything’s finally settled about Terri Schiavo… except her parents dispute the results, insist that their daughter interacted…

Say you’re a conservative state assembly somewhere in America and you don’t think your state colleges should be using tax dollars to promote promiscuity among…

Before we start getting all verklempt about Canada being some bastion of free-thinking, equal-rights bastion of North America, here’s where the other show drops, and…

Okay, boys and girls, who here loves Big Bird, Bert and Ernie, the Cookie Monster and Oscar the Grouch? Hands? Put your hands down and…

It appears that the miracle Terri Schiavo needed from God or Jesus or the U.S. Congress or Shrub or somebody was the regeneration of half…

If you don’t actually live in California, it’s easy to say that we’re all a little (or a lot) insane over here. But actually living…

A Washington Post-ABC News poll shows that Americans who answer polls are finally waking up to the fact that the war in Iraq isn’t really…

Today, an 8-month-long civil trial against the tobacco industry reaches conclusion as closing arguments are given from the Justice Department concerning their claim that the…

Assembly Bill 19 was proposed by San Francisco Democratic Assemblyman Mark Leno. It would redefine the state’s family code to define marriage as between “two…

Three cheers for the jackasses at Homeland Security. In their neverending quest to keep us safe from bad dialogue they’ve made their first ever criminal…

Now that our glorious Emperor has control of the Imperial Senate and most of the outlying planetary system governors, he is using his dark powers…

How does the global economic outlook shape up according to those who handle the cash? Not so great. Merrill Lynch took a poll of 339…

At a hammer-themed $250-a-plate dinner honoring him with giant red, white and blue cakes topped with candy hammers and a frightening rendition of “If I…

The Senate Foreign Relations Committee voted 10-8 to send the nomination of Michael Bolton to the Seante, but didn’t give him a recommendation saying that…

Republican House leader Tom DeLay is under intensifying scrutiny for some potentially shady dealings involving money, travel and lobbyists. Democrats and even some Republicans are…

Our stumblebum foot-in-mouth arranged-Town Meeting President takes to the airwaves tonight to try to explain how his plan to “save Social Security” isn’t really a…

In case you were wondering, you can forget the terms “activist judges” and “culture of life.” The next talking point soundbite phrase is “culture war.”…

In a completely unsurprising turn of events, a senior Vatican cardinal has called Spain’s plan to allow gay marriages and adoptions “iniquitous” AKA “sinful or…

Our whiney dullard of a President used one of my favorite phrases today, urging politians to “put aside politics” and confirm his pet walrus as…

I love it when politicians use lies to cover up their idiocy. Case in point: California’s governor and plastic surgery disaster Arnold Schwarzenegger explained that…

House Majority Leader Tom DeLay is pushing the on-going Battle for the Courts all the way to the top, calling the work done by Reagan-appointed…

The Texas House of Representatives passed a bill banning homosexuals, bisexuals and transsexuals from being foster parents. Furthermore, the same bill allows for children to…

So who the heck is this Pope Benedict Ex-Vee-Eye? For starters, he’s from Germany, he celebrated his 78th birthday yesterday, he’s incredibly conservative about his…

So, some of you are perhaps a little confused by the whole Popelection taking place in Italy at the moment. They released some white puffs…

You’re not imagining things, the economy really does suck. The U.S. trade deficit swelled larger than expected last month, setting a new record in the…

TOm, Tom, Tom. So, Tom DeLay, rather than backing down from his earlier insanity about calling pretty much all the judges sitting on all the…

So that memo about Terri Schiavo that was making the rounds in DC, the one the Republicans swore they had nothing to do with and…

Sen. Rick Santorum, homophobe from Pennsylvania, and House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, who is a liar and a thief and uses his office for financial…

Who, in your opinion, poses as big a threat to world peace as Islamic fundamentalist terrorism? Would it be China? Their economic clout is rising,…

I know, it’s a long headline, but this is a potentially confusing story so I thought I’d try to clean it up for everyone quickly…

An image of Satan has appeared on a turtle’s shell in Indiana after a fire burned down Dora’s A-Dora-Ble Pet Shop. The owner, Bryan Dora,…

If you’ve never been to the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, and you can make the trip, please do it. You’ll love it; it’s beautiful. But…

Fabulous news in the on-going “War on Terrorism” today — no one has any idea where Osama is. Officials in Pakistan and the U.S. both…

The ex-CEO of WorldCom who had no idea about his own company’s finances, even as it spiralled into the biggest bankruptcy in the nation’s history…

San Francisco County Superior Court Activist Judge Richard Kramer ruled that California’s ban on same-sex marriages is unconstitutional, paving the way for absolutely no changes…

The most shocking thing about the story that the Bush administration is producing uncredited fake news stories for broadcast on local television newscasts promoting Bush’s…

In the on-going size-fest about whose is bigger, the anti-Syrians in Lebanon have taken the upper hand by turning out nearly one million protesters in…

Now, here’s a job for the truly untalented, because all you have to be able to do is stand on your feet in one place…

The Christian Science Monitor looks at Europe and wonders to itself, “Where did God go?” The continent is struggling to figure out how Islam, Christianity…

The Socialist Republic of San Francisco has plenty of laws and plenty of crime, but that doesn’t stop the cops from inventing infractions to harass…

Local mom’n’pop shop Wal-Mart has very quietly settled a 24-count child labor lawsuit for $135,000.00. Lemmee spell that out so there’s no confusion, that’s one…

V.P. Dick Cheney has ruled out a run for the White House in 2008. “… I’ve got my plans laid out. I’m going to serve…

“In a victory for same-sex marriage advocates, a New York state judge in Manhattan ruled today that denying gay couples licenses to marry violates the…

Cuban leader and aging hippie Fidel Castro said George W. appeared “deranged” during the inauguration, or more specifically, he said that when he looked closely…

The Knight Foundation recently sponsored a million dollar study on how today’s high school kids view the First Amendment. CNN, who used to employ Tucker…

Apparently, nobody told the Dick Cheney that the 60th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz was a somber occasion, because the man dressed as if…

A conservative Christian political group known as the Arlington Group has written a letter to Bush’s main political adviser, Karl “My Head is a Giant…

Somebody needs to take the time to send teh NeoCons to school so they can learn a few basics about economics. The Bush Bankrollers are…

If you’re wondering who it was that The Bush needed all that protection for, the answer can be seen in one image. I make it…

The scariest people in the world are all gathered in one place this morning, standing and sitting and thinking about new ways to curtail freedom…

Condoleezza Rice was endorsed as secretary of state nearly unanimously by the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, with only Senators John Kerry and Barbara Boxer giving…

Condoleeza Rice, who the neighbors’ children weren’t allowed to play with as a child for fear that she would disembowel and eat them, was taken…

Remember when you were a child and you said something like, oh, “I wish you were dead!” to your mother or something, and she said,…

U.S. News & World Report delivers a lengthy and detailed look at one of the American Evangelical’s most powerful figures, Focus on the Family founder…

Ah, here’s a little nugget sure to warm the cockels of every neo-con’s black, cold heart. The military has a shortage of Arabic linguists, but…

Former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean, one time front-runner and primal screamer, is running to fill the vacated post of Democratic Party Chair. (And really, has…

Bush has finally gotten around to trying to ban “pro homosexual drama.” Apparently it’s all that Tenessee Williams that’s been eroding the American family. …

Here we are, one month from the inauguration and this is how the country apparently feels about the man just elected to another four hears…

The Republicans have been very good at filtering off public demonstrations of protest from their events. Bush speeches during the election required signed promises that…

If you thought the battle for the soul of America was over last month, guess again. Emboldened by what they see as a mandate over…

Looks like all those jokes about how liberal and hippie-like California is will now shift to our neighbors to the north. The Canadian Supreme Court…

Last month, voters in 11 states said they would prefer if homosexuals in love were denied the right to marry. They preferred it so much,…

Tommy “Tom Thomas Tom-Tom” Thompson is the latest Bush cabinet member to resign, making the tally so far 8 out of 15 who’ve decided to…

The $388 billion budget bill that basically had to be passed for the government to keep working was passed over the weekend, with two minor…

The Republican majority in Congress is working fast and diligently to rework how the Congress works in order to favor their own party, which probably…

Pretend you’re a Republican Representative from Texas. Now pretend you’ve been admonished by the House Ethics Committee for some, uh, shady dealings in your home…

George W. has selected his close confidant and current National Security Advisor and Not a Lesbian Condoleezza Rice as Colin Powell’s successor as Secretary of…

A 52-year-old man set himself on fire in front of the White House this afternoon before being subdued by Secret Service agents. It isn’t yet…

Secretary of Defense and Torture Donald Rumsfeld says he hasn’t yet spoken with Bush about leaving office, which is what all the cool kids are…

CNN is reporting that four more members of the Bush cabinet haved resigned, but unfortunately Defense Secretary Donald “I like to think of torture as…

Bush, Rove & Co., Inc. courted the far right by positioning itself as hardliners on gay coupling, abortion and stem cell research (AKA No, No,…

Gay rights groups are cooling off their legislative agendas for same-sex marriage rights, and turning their focus instead to civil unions. Citing the political climate…

Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat remained dead as he was laid to rest in Ramallah amidst tens of thousands of mourners and their guns. Mr. Arafat…

The man who wrote the memo stating that the President could most certainly ignore the constitution and the Geneva Convention and pretty much anything else…

As Dick Cheney hovers above Rehnquist’s deathbed ready to pull the plug, John Ashcroft frees himself up for his robe measurement. We are so very…

Fairview Park, twelve miles west of downtown Cleveland has 13,342 registered voters there, but they cast 18,472 votes. To put it in Southern terms: “That’s…

The US dollar hit a new low against the Euro today, on fears that the re-elected President shows no signs of concern about… well, take…

The Washington Post lays out the how’s, when’s and who’s of the evangelical platform that helped Bush retain his office. In short, it was never…

The President’s top political aide, Karl Rove, credited with architecting the 2004 race in which abortion, gay marriage and stem-cell research became top issues stated…

Fundamentalist Christian groups are starting to flex their newfound political muscle already, aiming at Pennsylvania Republican Senator Arlen Specter who mentioned offhand that it would…

Look for some changes in Bush’s Cabinet in the coming weeks, the most likely being the retirement of Herr Ashcroft, he of the morbid fear…

The New York Times wanders the streets of Manhattan—a city that went for Kerry by an almost 5-to-1 margin—and asks its citizens, “Uh, Hello? What…

I chose to become an American. I wasn’t born here, but I wanted to be part of the country that sent people to the moon,…

The Dow Jones Industrials went up as soon as a Bush win was announced, and I bet you can guess which industrials, in particular, went…

On behalf of fags everywhere, I want to apologize for the 2004 election’s predictable disaster. I’m going to go out on a limb here and…

But it’s not all bad news for the country’s bed-wetting liberals, like your’s truly. The Republicans took over Congress by winning at least 53 of…

What was the deciding factor for most Americans who got up off they asses and/or sent in their absentee ballots on time and voted? Nope,…

The Lord’s hand-picked disciple on Earth won re-election over Democratic candidate John Kerry in a close, but not close enough, race for the White House….

Britain’s Prime Minister Tony Blair has been one of W’s biggest supporters. He supplied troops and cash for the Iraqi invasion and has stood side-by-side…

So I just did a round trip on the old satellite dial, turned it off and cruised the political shitsphere blogosphere and I feel like…

If you’re wondering how the press will manage not to stick its foot in its mouth this year when it announces which candidates have won…

If you’re looking for a reason (besides plain laziness or rampant apathy) for not voting, you can’t use “I didn’t have time, I had to…

Lines are long, waits are longer and we’ve only just begun. Looks like there will be a record voter turn-out this year, but the question…

Ha ha, scared you, didn’t I? In a faraway and we will assume brain-damaged little town in New Hampshire, the voters go to the polls…

“When you vote this Tuesday remember to legalize gay marriage by supporting John Kerry. We need John Kerry in order to make gay marriage legal…

Even though pastors are preaching it from the pulpit, and Republican volunteers are plastering car windshields with propaganda, and Bush advisor Karl Rove is counting…

Churches all over the U.S. were filled with the voices of the believers yesterday, and in most of them the voices had a single over-riding…

Oil prices fell today after reaching record levels on speculation that John Kerry will be the next President. Which, I suppose, makes sense since higher…

Apparently, the Republican Party is so unsure of the democratic process and so untrustworthy of the state of Ohio that they wanted to have hundreds…

If you’re like me, you thought the October Surprise was a Red Sox win, but apparently we’re being overruled. The world thinks that Osama’s latest…

The U.S. is not the only place with election year drama. The incoming President of the European Commission was forced to remove the name of…

What does it take to get John Kerry’s attention during a busy presidential campaign? About $3 million. The L.A. Times tells the tale of the…

You might have heard preview cuts of Eminem’s new anti-Bush song, but you probably haven’t seen the video. You know you must be a shitty…

Remember four years ago? When you went to bed thinking your candidate (whomever that was) had been declared the winner (depending on which news show…

Just a few articles over at The New York Times for all of us liberal Democratic patriots… In Without a Doubt, Ron Suskind details the…

Votergasm.com wants you to pledge that you won’t have sex with any non-voters for up to four years. The goal is to boost voter turnout…

What’s a Pope to do? Western Europe is all about the gay married abortionist stem-cell researcher and the Vatican is not amused. Making fun of…

To some of us, homosexuality is an affliction, like alcoholism, and hellishly difficult to control. Why some folks can take or leave alcohol —…

George Will outlines the coming Constitutional mess in Newsweek by detailing exactly what Bush v. Gore in 2000 will do for Bush v. Kerry in…

When it comes to who looked more Presidential in the dabates, body language experts agree; Mr. Kerry comes off as comfortable and confident, while Mr….

UK’s The Guardian thought it might be a grand idea to solicit its readers to send emails to voters in the US to remind them…

The Cheneys are in a tizzy about Kerry invoking their daughter when addressing the question of homosexuality as a choice during the final presidential debate….

The government agency in charge of airport security spent nearly a half-million dollars on an awards ceremony at a lavish hotel, including $81,000 for plaques…

The Washington Post checks the candidates’ assertions from last night’s final debate and finds that both are, as usual, finding the “facts” to fit their…

Attendees at Bush rallies treat the man like the second coming of Elvis Christ, reserving their biggest cheers for his calls for limiting jury awards…

The U.S. Supreme Court will take up the case of whether or not displaying copies of the Ten Commandments on goverment property is constitutional. It…

The Log Cabin Republicans, the pro-gay (whatever that means) gay Republicans, plan to file suit today to overturn “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” the ludicrous and…

Today is National Coming Out Day, whether you knew that or not, so don’t be surprised if someone you know (or you) comes out. Coming…

Taking a page from The Republican Handbook on Dirty Politics, I thought I’d take one of Dick “I am the personification of EVIL” Cheney’s statements…

Predictably, and because at this stage there’s really nothing else he can say, George “It’s Hard Work” Bush said that the report that says there…

In this story: Air Force pursuing antimatter weapons Program was touted publicly, then came official gag order, we hear that the Air Force is currently…

So a sense of civic duty and love of the Bill of Rights isn’t enough to get you off your sweet patootie and to the…

Vice President Cheney announced today that the final report on Iraqi weapons of mass destruction — which concluded that there haven’t been any since 1991,…

More on Cheney’s debate mistake: The V.P. had hoped to show that evidence on a Web site proved that the charges Edwards was making against…

For those of you who missed last night’s Vice Presidential Debate live from Cleveland, here’s a capsule recap: “You said Iraq and 9/11 were the…

Once and for all, ladies and gentlemen, there never were any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. None. Nada. Zip. Zilch. Sure, yes, Saddam is…

I bet somewhere in the 32 page document that said what Bush/Kerry could and couldn’t do, it didn’t mention “…and the president can’t just change…

Republicans in Congress are trying to insert a language that would allow the US to deport terrorism suspects to countries known to use torture; this…

Candidates will stand behind podiums exactly 50 inches tall. Candidates may not directly address each other or pose any questions to each other. Only the…

Who’s the bigger flip-flopper, Kerry or Bush? This promises to be one of the key issues of tomorrow night’s circu… uh, presidential debate live from…

Turns out I’m not crazy after all. Slate’s William Saletan details the victories of George Bush—or, rather, how the Bush administration manages to turn every…

CBS News relies on bad information, runs an undersupported story and apologizes. George Bush relies on bad information, spends $200 billion and a thousand US…

Hello, UN guys, Iraq is a mess and I blame you. Sure, I ignored your instructions and just went ahead and did what I wanted…

The Republicans have apparently been in contact with the al Qaeda leadership a lot lately, since it’s clear both Vice President Cheney and now House…

Nature magazine asked both Presidential candidates to comment on a series of scientific issues including stem cell research, nuclear weapons, manned space exploration and climate…

What is it with Republicans thinking the U.S. Constitution needs continual amending? California Republican congressman Dana Rohrabacher totday proposed amending the Constitution to allow foreign-born…

A few days ago, an Alabama paper broke a story about a boss from hell. Lynne Gobbell put a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker on her car…

W. has spun out a new series of commercials claimin that Democratic opponent Kerry’s vision of the future will cost US$2 trillion, but a new…

Remember the little ol’ pill? The one that brought humane conditions to women everywhere, sparked the sexual revolution, and helped millions control and plan their…

Quick, name the crazy lefty that said this on yesterday’s Meet the Press: “I’ve seen nothing that makes a direct connection between Saddam Hussein and…

Following in the footsteps of conservative punk, there’s now a site for the darkness inside all of us that happens to also vote conservatively at…

I’ve been waiting to hear from the Log Cabin Republicans this election season, seeing how they’re clearly the black sheep of the GOP family. They’ve…

Bush took cocaine at Camp David when Daddy was prez, and Laura B. likes the ganja. …

Following a day in which: The Vice President declared that if he and his boss are not re-elected, thousands of people will die. The Administration…

The Congressional Budget Office released their projections for this year’s budget, which includes the largest deficit of all time, a $422 billion dollar shortfall. And…

Bush most certainly has a way with words, and can say the darndest things when he’s speaking off the cuff, but at a rally yesterday…

Every four years, when a presidential election comes lumbering into view, some tiny, precious percentage of the talk that vomits out of the television turns…

Nothing warms the heart of die-hard Democrats during an election season like seeing senior members of the party bashing their own candidate’s campaign strategy. Forget…

You’ve probably heard Bill Clinton is undergoing bypass surgery for a recent heart attack chest pains, even though he’s looking fitter and thinner than I’ve…

The governator’s childhood recollections at the Republican Convention this week aren’t exactly, well, true, according to Austrian historians. California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger spoke of “tanks…

If you happened to miss Bush’s acceptance speech last night, here’s the quick, 5-minute version. While reading, to get the true effect of our great…

Holy crap. I think I just wet myself. This is the sort of picture you show naughty children, to terrify them into obedience. It’s the…

No, it’s not the title of a new Tom Clancy novel, Adam Kutny is a Polish kid who wants to come to the U.S.—specifically, he…

Here, for your edification, are the actual words that went through W’s head today as he backtracked on his assertion that the so-called War on…

The Republicans opened their convention in NYC today, using their usual rhetoric of fear and leadership to tout the current President and his quick reaction…

Like anybody with at least three-quarters of a functioning brain, I’d rather vote for a bag of sand and gravel than George W. Bush. But…

In these troubled times of upheval and national disquiet, it takes the courage, the vision, the forthright determination of one man — one dentist —…

Read this every day….

The International Gymnatics Federation is asking the U.S. Olympic Commitee to ask Paul Hamm to reliquish his gold medal as a show of sportsmanship because…

New figures released by the Census Bureau show that 1.3 million more Americans are now living in poverty, meaning that 12.5% of the population—nearly 36…

If this story were a book, it would be written by Stephen King, because by now it’s all so familiar that you swear you’ve read…

The Republican Party’s official platform is forming for next week’s convention in New York City, and it will probably come as little surprise to anyone…

Just a week before the Republicans take to the airwaves and people tune in to watch them pontificate about whatever it is they’re passionate about,…

It will probably come as a surprise to no one at all that the there are a lot of financial ties between President Bush and…

I missed last night’s Hardball on MSNBC, but it sounds like it was quite a romp. The featured guest was Michelle Malkin, recent author of…

We performed proudly, and even now, as I write this, I’m every bit as proud of the good we did over there as I was…

Did you know that 41 U.S. soldiers have been killed in Iraq so far this month? That 99 have died since the turnover? That over…

Wondering what New York is going to resemble when the Republicans come to town for their quadrannual group-hug? A police state comes to mind. NYC…

Are you Red or Blue? Are you a conservative backwards-thinking anti-choice big-business cheating Republican or a liberal out-of-touch drug-dealing anti-baby lying Democrat? Depending on where…

Apparently, it wasn’t the picket signs or the clergy preaching from the pulpits or the grass-roots campaign of intolerance that cemented the overwhelming approval of…

President Bush, during signing ceremonies for the $417billion defence spending bill stated “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop…

Sure, maybe your mayor can balance a budget, or open a new museum, or participate in Bike To Work Week, but is your mayor posing…

I love the BushCheney shirts over at conservative swag store Metrospy. This shirt gets to the point (yeah, goddamned faggots getting in the way of…

Hey! Guess what? Lynndie England? Right? That private in Iraq smoking the stogie and pointing and smiling at crotches of prisoners? You know? Stacking them…

We draw the following conclusions based on Democratic National Convention operative Bryan Mason’s list of signs printed up for the floor: twice as many people…

The level of security in New York, New Jersey and Washington DC was upgraded to Orange, or “High” over the weekend based on some intelligence…

Forget the crap about blue states vs. red states in terms of voting. Check out this map, which shows change in unemployment rate since…

Bushwack came out of his vacation hole and started his “Heart and Soul of America” campaign tour, telling the people who already like and believe…

The yellow power tie is long dead. The red power tie has had its day. It is now officially the era of the blue power…

If you thought the brouhaha about who gets to be married and who doesn’t has gone away in light of the recent constitutional amendment defeat,…

On Saturday night, 60 Democrats gathered for dinner in Boston and pitched in $5 a piece on a betting pool regarding how long Bill Clinton’s…

From the L.A. Times comes a story about how the rest of the world will watch the Democratic and Republican conventions with interest, while we…

They couldn’t pass a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage, so congressional Republicans are trying the next best thing; making it illegal for federal judges to…

Republicans are sweating just a little over the continued success of Michael Moore’s documentary Fahrenheit 9/11. A recent Gallup poll reports that 8% of American…

Oh, where to begin? President Bush vaguely sketched out his second term plans and, in a nutshell, he said he’s going to stay out of…

A proposed amendment to the U.S. Constitution banning the burning of the American flag won approval from the Senate Judiciary Committee and now heads to…

Proving that homos are perhaps the last minority Americans are still allowed to openly mock and humiliate, California Fuhrer Arnold Schwarzenegger said he would not…

“See, now, if they wouldn’t go naming themselves so close and all, then, well, we wouldn’t be in this pickle,” President Bush did not say…

Feeling wistful that you have no power in the democratic process? Thinking to yourself, ‘hmm, I wonder what I could do to start being proactive…

In a move we like to think is directly attributable to glassdog’s tone of mocking derision and wealth of usless trivial flotsam masquerading as “content,”…

Although it is generally agreed that the anti-gay marriage constitutional amendment currently being debated in Congress is doomed to fail, that isn’t stopping conservative activists…

Vice President Dick Cheney’s wife Lynne stated over the weeknd that her husband doesn’t normally “fuck,” and prefers instead to “put a sock in it.”…

In a statement that, you know, is fairly meaningless and has no bearing on anything of interest to anyone, even though, hey, some people are…

Is it the hair? The smile? The rapier wit? His turn of phrase? What exactly was it that broght John and John together at last?…

The U.S. Senate opened debate on a constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage today, but even proponents know it’s a losing cause—for now. Supporters are…

A politician stupider than George Bush said that he thought a little girl’s name meant “stupid, dirty girl.” California Eductaion Secretary Richard Riordan said this…

Department of Homeland Security secretary Tom Ridge warned today that Al Qaeda wants to screw with our electoral process in some vague, unspecified but ultimately…

Probably perfectly reasonable given his schedule and certainly nothing can be read into it, but President Bush is the first President of the United States…

It used to be said that on the Web, your URL is everything. Unfortunately for the Kerry-Edwards campaign, KerryEdwards.com is already owned… by Kerry Edwards….

President Bush used his rapier wit and team of speechwriters to fire a barb at Democratic Vice Presidential hopeful John Edwards today, stating when asked…

In case you were wondering what the federal government takes more seriously, your privacy or protecting public morality, we’d like to point out that when…

An interesting article at LATimes.com details how the Bush White House so effectively stage his appearences to make sure the President always looks impressive, even…

Here’s a story sure to light up your face this Independence Day weekend! President Bush’s re-election campaign has issued a guidebook to church congregations asking…

Rarely to obscure educational books gain national attention, but rarer still do they have such famous fans….

I’m sure you’ve read about it by now—I’m sure everyone’s read about it by now—but in the off-chance you missed it because… who knows why,…

In a 7-2 ruling, the Supreme Court today upheld the Presidential right to confidentiality (including, in this case, the Vice President) over Dick Cheney’s private…

The reaction to that one-second boob flash just keeps going and going and going. The latest threat to our collective moral fiber—namely, scenes of filth,…

Add America West, Frontier Airlines, Continental Airlines, and the Sabre and Galileo International reservation systems to the list of airlines and travel companies giving up…

Fearing that the general erosion of all things decent and moral can be tracked directly to the egregious trend of allowing same-sex couples the same…

The San Francisco Chronicle details some of the many instances of the Bush/Republican Party manner of using the church as a political pulpit, including beaming…

Realizing that their golden boy is floundering under a barrage of negative news out of Iraq and a wheezing economy, Senate Republicans will take the…

“The reason I keep insisting that there was a relationship between Iraq and Saddam and Al Qaeda is because there was a relationship between Iraq…

A group of former diplomatic and military officials are going on the record to state that Bush’s foreign policies are screwed. That’s paraphrasing, I don’t…

Did Bushwack ask the Pope to sic his bishops on their flocks to provide pressure against same-sex marriage in the weeks leading up to the…

The Washington Post has published the Justice Department memo [PDF] stating that sometimes, you know, it’s okay to torture someone. But only sometimes, and only,…

Saying that he could not legally speak for his daughter, the U.S. Supreme Court dismissed the “one nation, under God” suit broght by a California…

A report issued in April that the Bush administration used to show that Bush’s efforts to curtail terrorist attacks was working wonderfully apparently should have…

The Los Angeles Times released a new presidential poll that pushes Democratic hopeful and incredibly dull candidate John Kerry out front 51% to 44%. Results…

Step One: Turn your re-election Web site into a thinly veiled political endorsement from a dead guy masquerading as a tribute. Step Two: Bring him…

Not really sure what the waiting period usually is on making light of the dead, but the Web reduces the lag time on everything. We…

The New York Times managed to get their hands on a confidential 54-page Pentagon document prepared by Defense Secretary and Satan Worshiper Donald Rumsfeld that…

It turns out that the President’s supporters were right and the invasion of Iraq wasn’t about blood-for-oil. I mean, Jesus, I’m paying $2.35 a gallon….

It turns out that the President’s supporters were right and the invasion of Iraq wasn’t about blood-for-oil. I mean, Jesus, I’m paying $2.35 a gallon….

The Los Angeles County board of supervisors have decided to remove a small cross from the county seal rather than face a lawsuit from the…

The Bush/Dick campaign machine is coming out with both barrels firing at Kerry early and, unsurprisingly, using half-truths and incorrect “facts” in a series of…