February 1, 2005

Lately I have had to ask myself what decade I’m actually living in. Consider the fact that science teachers all over America are afraid to teach about evolution in classrooms because principals and parents will object and may cause more problems than simply not discussing it at all.

Also: You will grow hair on your palms if you masturbate; dinosaur bones were implanted in the ground by atheist scientists; the Earth is around 10,000 years old, and so is the entire universe; electricity is a tool of Satan; don’t eat pork, because it’s made of delicious pork.

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