February 8, 2005

You know what I like? Cereal. You know what I don’t have a lot of time for? Breakfast. You know what product you’ll never be able to talk me into no matter how much it means more breakfast and more time in the morning? Cereal in a can made with real cereal. Even if it was made with fake cereal, It would find no purchase in my gastrointestinal tract, because come on, it just sounds disgusting.

Plus, when I start believing chewing is too much work for me, that’s when I’ll just have completely given up and will spend the rest of my life in 4xl track suits on a king sized mattress, waiting for death, watching Springer and having pizza and cereal in a can delivered.

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