Cute... and Evil!

MT 4.0 isn't coded in perl, it's coded in baby's blood. The recent hires all have plenty of children, or of child-bearing age. Trust me, you'll see that MT 4.0 runs strong in about 9 months from now.

Six...Apart. Think about it -- there are six industrialized continents.

Ben, Mena, and Anil plan to use Movable Type to drive a wedge between the SIX great land masses and drive them APART.

It's perfectly logical.

The path to world domination?

First, hire all the bloggers...

Then, put an indelible link to Mena's weblog on every site...

Preparing her way for a congressional run on the way to the White House...

Where her SixApart transcontinental connections lead to the world's first blogocracy.

Hiring all the bloggers puts SixApart in secret control of the economy.

Cute is just to get us to lower our guard. Then comes the Mena - the perfume.

I have not yet seen the full scale of the plan but I do know for a fact that it includes stealth dirigibles, ninja assassins and fruit smoothies. No dark plan is complete without invoking the ultimate force for evil and destruction on this earth. That's right... Peter Cetera! Once he's been acquired/invoked/trapped by the dark ones, their diabolical plan will be set in motion. Fear for your souls...

Speaking of evil.. the labels on this comment form don't render in Safari so you're shooting blind when trying to submit the form.

The better question is why Mena is wearing a raver necklace in that Dean picture.

And also why the submit buttons on this form have absolutely no labels in Safari.

You poor doomed-to-die fools! The answer has been in front of your eyes from the beginning. "Mena Trott" was no doubt constructed by those unfamiliar with human names. And that silly company name: "Six Apart" was obviously chosen to complete the anagram of the true nature of our doom.

Mena Trott Six Apart = A TAMPA SENT TORTRIX

Any fool can see that a master race of moths from Tampa is bent on taking over the minds of bloggers. It's too late for most of you. You probably spend hours communing with your Movabletype overlords. But they won't get me. I use Typepad.

If I were in the United States, I'd worry much more about Six Apart Europe (they even have the nerves to use EXPROPRIATE USA as their company name, albeit as an anagram).

Phil: "At Six Apart, everything is under control."

Have you ever seen Mena and Bill Gates in the same room at the same time?

Come to think of it, have you ever wondered if Tim O'Reilly and Bill O'Reilly are really identical twins?

It's clearly another Illuminati plot. Or the Freemasons. Or bunnies.

Clearly this is a conspiracy to set six apart from the Swift Boats Vets. By selecting six members at a time in a divide and conquer method you hope to use their celebrity to advertise your blogsphere.

In the anagrams of "mean trott" you'll find the answer:

http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=menatrott

NET TO TRAM

Yep, the end-game for Six Apart is to convert the entire inter(net) (in)to a tram. In a couple years, when you suddenly can't get email or post to a blog anymore, you'll find something replaced it.

Monorail!

What's that sound?

Monorail!

What's Six Apart going to build?

Monrail! Monorail! Monorail!

Mena is a Sith Lord. Lance, come over to the Dark Side.

I just cancelled my typepad account and gave them back their brain chip. I just couldn't handle the midnight 6 dimensional transwarp parties.

It's just scary that they not only want to inhabit your soul, they want to do so at light-speed.

Demanding buggers.

Isn't Joi Ito hanging around this cabal so he can have anil sex with Mena on the sly?

After all, he's gotta get something for his money.