9 November 2004

Fuck The South

“All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your fucking Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for.”

I love a well-done diatribe.

Posted by Dick Septic at 10:16 AM | Your turn[36] Contact the author
And then Ray said:

We'd love to get another civil war going now that we have 75 percent of the military bases and storage for 80 percent of the nuclear weapons, not to mention the largest naval and air bases in the country. Bring it on.

Posted by Ray at November 14, 2004 03:46 PM
And then angelicablake said:

And you would use these weapons to defend your "Christian" principles? Your comment really gets at the heart of why the rest of the country would rather the South just seceded. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Posted by angelicablake at November 15, 2004 08:22 AM
And then Ray said:

Hey, the red states would love to go in peace! Just think what would happen! After the red states had instituted their own laws, you'd see about a third of the blue state population and most of Alberta move to the red states. No more affirmative action means the blue states instantly get browner, because most of the minorities in the red states move to the blue states. Tough immigration laws in red states means blue states get the expense of keeping illegals. No protection for fags means you blue states keep ALL of those fudge packers. An end to government control over education means all the brains flow southward where they can get a good education. And, of course, extremely low taxes means that most of the productive businesses in the northern hemisphere will be located in the red states. I'm also guessing that red states will encourage very selective immigration from European countries and thus drain that fetid socialistic cesspool of its remaining brains.

Quick! Where do we sign?

:-))))

Posted by Ray at November 15, 2004 10:54 AM
And then A. Theist said:

By a "good education" do you mean creationism, or "cretinism" as it should be called? The Luddite, knuckle-walking, mouth-breathing, fundamentalist know-nothing rationalization for their imaginary god and plastic wart mart jesus?

Posted by A. Theist at November 15, 2004 11:33 AM
And then betoche said:

HAHAHA..... i love it when conservatives from south open thier mouth.. Its full of church and bible bullshit. When the liberals talk you hear science, when conservatives talk, you hear the bible. Well i got news for you. FUCK you and FUCK the BIBLE and FUCK JESUS. Go FUCK yourselves with your church and we kicked the shit out of you mofos once, we are glad to do it again. Go to university and get an education you church loving anti-woman, anti-human rights mother fucker. I cant wait till i kick the living shit out of jesus dirt bags like you. SHUT YOUR TRAP you southern racist NAZI MOFOS.

Posted by betoche at November 15, 2004 12:13 PM
And then Edi said:

Ok, no more affirmative action and blues get browener. So what? Unlike you red state pussies we don't fear blacks or gays. Unlike you red state pussies, we get the better education, higher education, and all around better qualities of life. The brains would flow to the coasts because thats where the best jobs are, thats where the best schools are, and thats where the majority of money would go after a blue/red state split. Who do you think subsidizes you fuckers? A society based on tolerance and freedom is what the United States set out to be until it got hijacked by people who's version of equiality is "i want a whole range of diverse people who all worship my lord". So, please, go away. Have middle america all to your fucking selves and see how much money you'll have on defense and education and roads after all those tax cuts and spending bills. Shit, at least then we won't be paying for it. Go fuck off you intellectually lazy, homophobic, racist, bible-thumping, white trash asshole.

Posted by Edi at November 16, 2004 12:37 AM
And then Jersey Girl said:

I fucking hate the south. The south should be their own fucking country. All it's filled with is a bunch of backward racists rednecks. I agree with Edi , they need to go get a fucking education. Ah ignorance.

Posted by Jersey Girl at November 17, 2004 07:06 PM
And then Jason said:

Jersey Girl. You are just stupid Jersey trailer trash. LOL!

Why did they create the state of New Jersey (aka The Garbage State)?

Answer: So West Virginians would have someone to look down on.

New Jersey is the asshole of this country. If we ever give ourselves an ennama, we'd stick the hose in NJ.

Jason

Posted by Jason at November 18, 2004 07:41 AM
And then Peter said:

I really wonder why conservatives/Republicans/Bible thumpers can't spell! See Jason's comment where he spells enema "ennama". What the hell is wrong with you flakes? You buy too many bibles but never a dictionary. You can see many other conservative bozo mispellings in hate mail posted to www.evilgopbastards.com. And these are the people who decide the course of our country!! Boy, are we in trouble!!

Posted by Peter at November 18, 2004 12:00 PM
And then tv3 said:

Dear W, red states and southerners,

Fuck off you fucking fucks. You're fucking with my shit. Keep this shit up and this blue state boy is going to fuck you up. Just watch.

TV3

Posted by tv3 at November 18, 2004 10:15 PM
And then ian said:

ray, fuck you and your retarded views. chances are youre just some fatass 23 year old who gets a kick out of playing unreal tournament and beating off to klingon porn. the problem is is that its not that us blue states are crazy, its that were right, and fucktards like you are too god damn arrogant like youre crazy ass speaking in tounge homophobic minister probaly teaches you. haha im going to be laughing so god damn hard when us northerns get fed up with your bullshit and just leave you to die. we dont give a fuck how many military bases you have. only some god damn redneck would think that shit us as a "valid point." haha you retard.

Posted by ian at November 19, 2004 09:53 PM
And then Kit Collins said:

Don't like ? Take all those over represented, pip squeak states with you and leave.

Watch the door on your way out.

Posted by Kit Collins at November 22, 2004 07:49 AM
And then Kat Hamill said:

Jesus, whether or not he was the son of God, was a liberal. And a minority. So what was your fucking point, you asshole?

Posted by Kat Hamill at November 23, 2004 04:48 PM
And then Cox said:

Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger

Rocked, America blows all around, not just the south.

Posted by Cox at November 26, 2004 12:54 AM
And then Dipper said:

I say fuck the south, fuck the Bible, Fuck Jesus, and fuck you for trying to create the Xtian Taliban for this country. We are not one nation under God. We are one nation ABOVE God.

The Bible says that eating shrimp is an abomination. Many people eat shrimp without even thinking about the scriptures. If you can eat shrimp, then I can eat cock.

Posted by Dipper at December 9, 2004 02:28 AM
And then what? said:

How gullible are you?

http://www.thenorthsucks.com/

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Posted by what? at December 9, 2004 09:14 AM
And then jon q public said:

aloha to you all this is funny so very funny wow, people letting loose, that means I was right when I said years ago that civil war 2 is coming.... how about that. With all this lack of love between humans and it take it american humans... that the sooner the next civil war comes the sooner we smart folk can come in when its over and pick up the pieces,,,, I wonder who'll be left walking around.....All I care about is all the homeless daughters left behind without their folks... plenty of unprotected chicks waiting to be snatched up by all the predators that kept out of it and then sell them to the higest bidder you fools dont even know what you're about to embark upon..... but its way too late to turn back now... so From reason to treason the country was started and from treason to reason so shall the country fall...... watch your children.....

Posted by jon q public at July 5, 2005 07:53 PM
And then kellmate said:

I love to read comments from idiots. Thank you yanks for giving me a good laugh. About education? Where is the first State University ever founded in this country? Do you even know the answer to that? It's in the South, but you don't know what state, do you? I'm not religious at all, and I live in the South and back up republicans. Why? Because our country would go to hell if republicans didn't keep it on track. And I don't mean Hell hell, I mean the hell where everyone is poor and no products are being produced and life is just plain shitty. I am so offended to see assholes who know nothing comment about a great place like the South. Oh, dumbass who thinks the founding fathers were blue, they were actually red, let's see, hard-working people? They're obviously republicans. And if you don't believe me, look up what they believed in, instead of just thinking that because they lived in the north, and the northern part of the south that they were democrats. If you even know what a true democrat is. Racists in the South? Oh my, because they all live in the South, right? The north has no racists at all. By the way, in the Civil War, we weren't just fighting for our right to keep slaves. We were fighting for our state's rights. A very republican ideal that is followed now. Look at some of the things the north was trying to impose on the South, and you'll see that it could never have happened now because there are laws against that kind of thing because of the South fighting. Please get your facts straight. Homophobics in the South? Never in the north, oh no! Get a clue dumbasses, there are ignorant people everywhere. I don't know if any of y'all(damn right I used y'all) are going to read this, but if you do, good. Maybe you'll have learned something. What a concept! I wish the people who had defended the South on this thing had been more intelligent and better able to defend us, but hey, do we really need defense from a bunch of dumbass, obviously uneducated people who have already posted here? Naw, I don't think so.

Posted by kellmate at July 6, 2005 02:48 PM
And then Blasph said:

FUCK YANKEES

Posted by Blasph at July 8, 2005 11:05 AM
And then The Devil said:

We should know by know that you Red State-Bible pushing hicks don't take lightly to losin. So what do they do....COPY the North...and get a website together called thenorthsucks.com. That sounds strikingly familiar to how Fahrenheit 911, then this obviously bullshit Fahrenhype 911. Seriously, How long do you think your going to get away with pulling the wool over your own people. Must you have all the guns,money,toys, and power in the world before you give up this selfish "Me Me" Bravado. How many more people must be belittled in your honor, how many more people must live without freedom, before your GOD will be happy? I haved to ask this question...Do any of you take the time and think about others, and what and how their minds think? Or do you think that everyone is wired to think the way as you do? You can fool the people around you, but you can't fool yourself, eventially Karma will catch ya. Dear "SOUTH"....you know your past and know because of Technology so does everyone else.....you can keep running from the truth, but it will catch ya. So get your BOYS together and get your propaganda together....publish all the bullshit you can find......but in the end the same folks you stepped on to get to the top....you meet up on the way DOWN....lotz of Karma to ya!!!

Posted by The Devil at July 11, 2005 12:24 PM
And then Music Factory said:

There are no red states. Those are transparent states. Clear like glass. No color, no nothin.' See through it, boring, no substance, no depth, and transparent. As breakable as dollar store glass, and as useless as chards. Shatter it, sweep it up, throw it out.

And to those who insist on their "red statehood," I say, better dead than red.

Posted by Music Factory at July 20, 2005 07:31 PM
And then Rocky (USMC) said:

Seriously though,
If jesus was all that how come he was shat upon and pissed upon by th Great Roman Civilisation- hey I am a man and I love women, I am straight but I love my gay friends and I am a US Marine, and go fuck you hillbilly fuckin bible bashers coz jesus aint shit and abortions will go on- hope eric rudolph that pussy gets his ass raped in prison and becomes bubbas bitch-
oh yeah prove that religion aint shit!!
And yeah the south is welcome to get their asses pounded again if they want.....
Jarheads-
the few the proud!
SEMPER FIDELIS

Posted by Rocky (USMC) at July 30, 2005 03:49 PM
And then Brian Whitehead said:

The real frustration I have with all of this is that it forces us all to choose between two fairly unpleasant options - siding with the moronically hateful, ignorant southerners or siding with the egotistically hateful elitist northerners. I am from the south originally, and I can attest to the fundamentalist nightmare that it has become. But I have also had to deal with Philadelphians and Bostonians who lacked decorum so badly they made the French look downright mushy. I guess the fault here lies with the far-right, who has forced this binary thinking on us to the point that almost everybody believes it. The truth is that it is a big country and almost all of it is terrible. Personally I think that most states - red and blue - from sea to shining god damned sea are fetid wastes of sloth and ignorance where the almighty dollar reigns and people of all political persuations manage to put aside thier differences when it comes to bitching about high gas prices or avoiding (god forbid) real political involvement. Fuck the South? Fuck the North? Fuck them both. My question is this - how much is a one-way ticket to Canada, eh?

Posted by Brian Whitehead at August 11, 2005 10:02 PM
And then Mandi said:

Personally, I don't care where which University was started. I think these numbers speak for themselves:
http://www.morganquitno.com/edrank.htm

I have recently moved from Wisconsin to Tennessee. I know, don't ask. I am confronted daily by slurs and insults because I am a Yankee, but we never participated in any of that when I lived in WI. The self-righteous attitude here makes me sick.

Posted by Mandi at August 21, 2005 11:57 PM
And then Scott said:

Southerners are the most stupid booger-fed inbred pig-fuckers on earth.

Here's a war I'd like to see...the south versus Mexico. Mexico would EAT the SOUTH ALIVE. Mexicans have HEART. Southerners are pig fuckers.

Posted by Scott at August 25, 2005 04:48 PM
And then KYOhio said:

Yee-haw!!!

As someone who lives in the south i cannot defend it. It blows goats and i wouldn't piss on it if it were to be on fire . My gay lover agrees and our black landlord also. Republicans and pig screwing bible belters need to get their heads out of their own asses long enough to see the truth-the south should be abolished for good.

Piece of shit!!

Posted by KYOhio at August 27, 2005 02:26 AM
And then heaven, hell, and politics said:

First of all this bullshit is crazy, and you guys need to shut the hell up...you guys who dont like God are probably going to hell and I kind of want to save you. you guys need to try going to church. you want to know something? im not a fully devoted christian myself. i want to go do heaven, and when u see what it might be like, i bet u will too.
Second of all, you guys should be ashamed of yourselves, and jon q needs to get an exorcist. fucked up stuff here people! im a southerner, born and raised, and i want to go to heaven, and like whichever one of u guys said, u go to the south and ull hear some bull about bible and jesus and God, and u guys should actually be listening! you guys would be better off in the south!
And what is money when ur dead? what do ur accomplishments matter? what does property mean? the only thing that will matter will be ur belief, weather or not u believe in god, if he died on the cross for your sins, just to save you. and for what? just so u can be torn apart in mortal agony, for all eternity, burning in hell? thats not what should have happened, nor what god wishes to happen. god wants us to be in heaven with him, but he gave you the choice. hopefully, you'll make the right one.


and to answer ur so called question on "another" civil war... im not a racist, and im not for slavery, and ill gladly fight for the north if there is another civil war. i say that this crap needs to be delt with asap and the north,well... go north!


what this country needs is a mixture of north and south. the south's religion, and the north's willpower.

tsunami came...we helped...katrina came... and...~waiting for foreign assistance~

Posted by heaven, hell, and politics at September 21, 2005 10:10 PM
And then Chad said:

I'm from Mass, stuck in Louisiana for the moment. Since the south loves god so much, I'll use him for my example: If god had to take a gigantic shit he would definitely do it all over Louisiana. I hate "proud" southerners. A red neck being proud of the south is like me being proud of a giant shit I just took. Makes no sense

Posted by Chad at September 28, 2005 03:53 PM
And then Anon said:

> Ashley Smith, who was held
> hostage in her apartment in
> March by the man now
> charged with murder in the
> Atlanta courthouse shootings,
> was hailed as a hero after she
> disclosed how she had
> persuaded her captor to
> surrender, partly by reading
> to him from the spiritual best
> seller "The Purpose-Driven
> Life."

> But in a memoir released
> yesterday, Ms. Smith also
> recounts that she gave the
> kidnapper some of her supply
> of crystal methamphetamine
> during her captivity and that
> she did not tell the police for
> some time afterward.

To me that's the south in a nutshell — religious hucksterism ("The Purpose-Driven Life") masking total depravity (crystal meth).

Posted by Anon at September 28, 2005 06:04 PM
And then unknown said:

Have any of the northern people commenting on this website even been to the south? I am from Mississippi and I found this page by chance one day. I can not tell you how many northern students I have met at the University I attend here that say they will never live in the north again. Maybe ya'll should come visit the hospitality state before you post all these prejudiced, stereotypical comments. And speaking of prejudice, I recently visited Manhatten and Long Island in New York. When my family went to a Long Island restaurant, our waitress approached us and asked us for our drink order. After hearing us speak, she gave us a blank stare (didn't even write anything down) and asked us where in the world we were from. When we said Mississippi, she walked off. She refused to serve us. So--maybe that's something to think about when you say something bad about the South. If you've never even been here, how could you know all of these things about us? Did you know that Mississippi is almost 40% african american? How about this--I am sitting in my college dorm room right now, on a hall where the ONLY white people are myself and my roommate. We love all of our hallmates--they are sweet and funny. All I'm asking is that anyone who has never visited the south, not post bad things about us. Oh, and it might help to not use the "F" word every other sentence. That just makes you sound ignorant.

Posted by unknown at October 2, 2005 02:59 PM
And then Chance said:

wow, I stumbled on this accidently while lookig up anti jesus references. I live in utah, a red state if ever there was one! and its north. it also is the most fucke up place (aside from texas) I have ever been. if your against gay marriage then dont get one! if your against guns then dont buy one if you dont want to smoke then fucking dont and do you really think your narrow minded bible fucking bullshit comments will change my point of view? true freedom is the distance between church and state and freedom of relegion means freedom from relegion. when I was in st louis I was picked on for being white down onthe loop drinking inthe bars and here in utah there is like 5 black guys inteh state and I know them all and its full of mexicans, everywhere I go someone hates someone. when the fuck are you people going to figure it out? we are on a planet with no god and only each other. if you want to worship your god then go for it but stop pushing it on me and everyone else that doesnt belive in it. the world gets worse everyday the only way it gets better is to look for the things and goals tht people have in common not the differences that keep us apart. if I had a job togoto Id be in a blue state as soon as possible because as Iv traveled those are teh places Iv felt most at home the places that I was comfortable in and the places that really didnt seem to give a shit about where I was from unlike the fucktards in texas who I hadta beat the dog fuck out of in a flying J on the side of the freeway just because I dint have a bug stupid hat on and because my plates were out of state. racism is stupid, if you take the time to really know someone you can find valid reasons to hate them with out making them up beecause of what color the skin is or becasue they suck cock and have one as well. Im straight but so long as some guy isnt trying to fuck my ass or stuff his cock in my mouth why do I care what he does with someone willing to consent to it? mind your own fucking business you stupid bastards and fuck George W. Bush, hes the idiot son of an asshole and hes not my fucking president

Posted by Chance at October 5, 2005 02:47 PM
And then Satans Servant said:

Ok this is just a bunch of bullshit.... My point of reading this site was to see what they had to say about that hypocrit jesus christ, i was born and raised in kansas and lived in georgia for 5 years, i disagree with racist, but i did not learn that in the north or west, i learned it in the south cause that is where the larges population of mixed races are at. If everyone in the south was racist theyd be getting their ass kicked, recist people are at a minimal there, its this west shit hole, racist are crawling all over the place, there are plenty of mexicans in the larger citys, even due to this its full of racist, The west and the north are by far more full of racist than the south is. In the time of the civil war, even though the north did not do slavery, they did treat african americans like second class people, so they are just as guilty. Further more republicans, democrats, all of it sucks. This goverment may give us the most freedom, but it is still pretty fucking faulty. Now i would like to see this north south war to end like it was supposed to over 150 years ago, get over yourselfs and quit arguing about stupid shit! GOT IT! And for those who hate christians, by saying they deny human rights, and their wrong, you deny THEIR human rights to practice their religion! Only "kick their ass" if they openly insult you and yes this includes websites. Satanist like me did strike back by exposing christianity. That is all, get some sense people!

Posted by Satans Servant at October 8, 2005 08:30 AM
And then music_impulse said:

Interestingly enough:
1. Red and Blue do not indicate which states are northern and which are southern; they indicate which state tends to vote more for the demorcate party or the republican. (red=democatic,blue=republican)

2.I do not believe the magority of the South are so stuck in the past they would be stupid enough to have another civil war.*

3. Apparently, if you insult the south by saying their worse then you because they think they're better than you, when you think that you are better than them, you're a hypocrite.

4. Better education, Edi? At least I know how to spell "browner".

5.More people in northern states voted for a 'conservitive' president than the south.

6. Homophobia is a terrible terrible, horrible bad awful thing, that infects the hearts of decent people. As much as I want to think that all those homophobic are evil, most of them aren't, but homophobia is and epidimic that has taken the country, not just the south.

To Scott: While the practice of having intercourse with a swine is a horrible and digusting act if you wish to watch someone from the south fuck one so you may have tangible proof of your figurtive statement, please, don't let me stop you.

To betoche: The Nazi's were a blind people who persucuted innocents because their religion. You're a blind person who insults innocents because of their religion and even though it's not the gas ovens it hurts like a knife. Who's more of a Nazi? You or (southern) me?

Posted by music_impulse at October 8, 2005 04:28 PM
And then Hillbilly dumbass said:

I am from the south and I have a PhD in Electrical Engineering. I took a job in Boston because the North doesn’t have enough people with real skills and education to do the work. Northerners mistake liberal propaganda for real education, to a northerner education means to embrace homosexuality, abortion, welfare state and an unarmed invasion and occupation of our country by third world citizens. In fact northerners embrace whatever perverse and destructive idea the liberal media directs them to support at the time. The ideas may even change and contradict themselves at any time yet the idea is supported by northerners automatically with passion and confidence. No wonder they have a talent shortage. Companies are always calling me begging me to come back to that hellhole part of the country to help them figure out their problems. I must admit that I met some of our northern brothers who have been able to break the shackles of liberal propaganda. Once they began to think for themselves, they are alone and afraid when they realize they are now living in the real world as opposed to the fictious reality implanted in their minds by a corrupt educational system and perverse media. Many northerners have preconceived notions of the south and have never even left their silly little towns. I have traveled and lived in many parts of the country and world; I am very troubled by the division I see in our country. I am greatly concerned for the future of America and the American people. Born in the late sixties, I have watched our country change from the greatest civilization in the history of the world to an invalid barely kept alive on credit, with welfare pumped into one arm and Wal-Mart pumped into the other. We were a proud people richer, more educated and more free than the endless third world cesspools which constituted most of the planet. These things were earned by Americans through hard work and education, not by raping the environment and riding on the backs of slaves. We are talking about the modern era; you know the post industrial society.
The media has made education in America a matter of social issues as other countries soar past us in Science, Reading Writing and Arithmetic, you know real education. Just look around who are the people with real educations Doctors, Scientists, Engineers they are not Americans they are foreigners. They are holding up our society as their own countries are pulling themselves out of poverty, they are laughing as America passes them on the way down. Now they are returning to their own rising countries leaving America without a foundation of people with advanced skills on which the rest may lounge. I believe that an enemy is amongst us dividing Americans by race, geography, gender, ideas, you get the point America is being ripped apart from the inside as the rest of the world eyes the carcass like a pack of hungry wolves waiting for the opportunity to devour US, but I could be wrong after all, I am just an inbred hillbilly y’all. Oh and by the way Fuck Y’all.

Posted by Hillbilly dumbass at October 15, 2005 09:12 PM
And then Liberal Elite said:

"the North doesn’t have enough people with real skills and education to do the work"

You have got to shitting me. I mean really, do you any idea what the hell you are talking about, or is your head shoved so far up your ass you can't see daylight? Do you know how many top ranked colleges are up north? MIT, Harvard, you're something else. I wont write a book like you, but since the north doesnt have educated, or qualified people to run itself, guess all the smart people are from the south.

http://www.morganquitno.com/edrank.htm

Man, and I'm from Massachusetts. I must be a real fucking moron. Maybe I could go live in Mississippi. I'd be the smartest fucker there.

Posted by Liberal Elite at October 16, 2005 11:31 PM
And then walker said:

hey, the south has fucking everything....they are fucking spoild and dont deserve to live....they are pig bitch ass mother fuckers who can only say the words "ME".... As for all the hurricanes, it is sad with everyone dying but when you hear that it is in the south it doenst really matter anymore..... Nobody fucking cares.... HAHAHA

Posted by walker at October 25, 2005 03:58 AM

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