August 25, 2005

Finally boys, an artful way to push back at the Boy Scouts who don't want you to lead them. As the little white boys taught us by buying all that FUBU gear, you can now have your very own Merit Badge just for being you. I love the "Fag Stag" and "Queen" badges, but they're all definitely worthy of your best jean jacket, or wherever it is you see fit to sew such patch. Hell make yourself a little vest like the BSA, but remember, the jaunty scarf the "genuine" Scouts still wear is a little too gay for your closet, no matter how far out of it you are.

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