Dick Septic

In the ten years since Dick Septic has accepted that his addiction is beyond his control and placed himself at the mercy of a higher power he has been a civil servant, a pollster, a little league coach, a typesetter, homeless , a librarian and almost a lottery winner.

He lives on a houseboat in Sausalito with his chocolate lab Chinaman and spends his Saturday evenings circling events in TV Guide.