Ponyboy

Ponyboy has been spanked by the Web since 1994, and enjoyed most of it.

He firmly believes that that's not an angry lash across your back, it's “motivation.”

 
Lance Arthur Dick Septic Ponyboy
Blue Steele Mystery Date schleprock
  • Oh, Why Not? It's Saturday!
  • Now He Has to Say It Two More Times
  • Blooom!
  • Third Strike and I Punch You in the Face
  • Just So I'm Clear on This...
  • Stop Me If You've Heard This
  • There Goes My Weekend
  • In Which the Political Process Goes Irretrievably Insane
  • A Fight for the Nation's Soul
  • Please Welcome the Mad Emperor-- Er, the Vice President